NerdOS v4.2.0 (unstable)
[ OK ] Loading RAM with fresh memes...
[WARN] Caffeine module not detected. Performance may suffer.
[ OK ] Initializing Stack Overflow API...
[ERROR] User attempted to use tabs and spaces in same file. Initiating holy war.
[ OK ] Compiling dad jokes...
[FAIL] 'rm -rf /' request denied. Nice try.
[ OK ] Installing dark theme... complete.
[ OK ] Fetching daily XKCD... 1337 loaded.
[FAIL] Java detected. Please install more RAM.
[ OK ] Upgrading AI assistant to sarcasm level: MAX
[ OK ] Setting up virtual coffee machine... ☕ Ready.
[ OK ] Mounting /dev/humor...
[ OK ] All bugs are features.
[ OK ] Welcome, mysterious internet user!
[INFO] System Uptime: 42 years (in dog years)
[ OK ] Launching productivity... Just kidding, launching cat videos.
[ OK ] Type 'sudo make me a sandwich'
[ OK ] Ready for code. May the source be with you.
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